The Oklahoma City Police Department shared security camera footage revealing a package-stealing porch pirate was actually a pair of canine “pooch pirates.”
The video, posted to Facebook, shows a dog approach the front door of the home, pick up a package in its mouth, and flee the scene with a second dog.
“Evidence shows clear intent, flawless teamwork, and zero remorse — just pure tail-wagging confidence,” police wrote.
The package, which was safely recovered, turned out to contain a set of drill bits.
“These thieves were no bark, all bite! If you recognize these fur-ocious felons give them a doggy biscuit,” the post said.
Police joked charges pending against the dogs include: “Conspiracy to Commit Snack Theft, Paw-sitively Impersonating Master Thieves, and Being Fur-ociously Adorable.”
